💀The Forgotten Crypt

A Daily Quest Workout | 15-20 Minutes

Rumors speak of an ancient crypt hidden beneath the old church. The townsfolk whisper of treasures within, but also of the undead guardians that patrol its halls. You’ve been hired to clear the entrance and recover what gold you can carry. Steel yourself, adventurer—your quest begins now.


🛠️CHOOSE YOUR RANK

APPRENTICE (Beginner)

  • Lower rep ranges
  • Moderate weights (light to medium dumbbells)

CHAMPION (Intermediate)

  • Higher rep ranges
  • Heavier weights (medium to heavy dumbbells)

🛠️EQUIPMENT NEEDED

  • Set of dumbbells
  • D20 die (or our included roller)
  • Timer
D20 Roller
20
Click the die to roll

⚔️PHASE 1: THE SKELETAL GUARDIANS

Scene: Three skeleton warriors block the corridor, bones rattling as they raise their rusted weapons. Their hollow eyes glow with unholy light. You draw your blade—it’s time to fight!

Workout Instructions: Complete one round of exercises, then roll your d20. Your roll will affect the next round. Rest between rounds. Complete 3 rounds total to defeat the guardians.

🗡️Exercises:

  • Push-Ups + Dumbbell Rows
  • Apprentice: 8 push-ups (knee push-ups acceptable) + 8 rows per arm
  • Champion: 12 push-ups + 12 rows per arm
  • Rest: 30 seconds between rounds

🎲Dice Rolling:

After each round, roll d20 to determine the next round:

  • 20 (CRITICAL HIT!): Devastating blow! Reduce next round by HALF the reps (round down)
  • 15-19: Solid strike! Next round remains standard
  • 8-14: Glancing blow! Add 3 push-ups and 3 rows per arm to next round
  • 2-7: You stumble! Add 5 push-ups and 5 rows per arm to next round
  • 1 (CRITICAL FAIL!): Your weapon clatters away! Do 20-second plank hold RIGHT NOW, then add 5 reps to next round

Success: The guardians crumble to dust. The treasure vault lies ahead!

Rest 60 seconds before Phase 2

⚔️PHASE 2: THE TREASURE VAULT

Scene: Golden light spills from the chamber ahead! Heavy chests overflow with ancient coins and artifacts. Time to claim your reward—but the treasure won’t carry itself, and these chests are heavier than they look.

Workout Instructions: Complete one round of exercises, then roll your d20. Your roll will affect the next round. Rest between rounds. Complete 3 rounds total to escape with the treasure.

🗡️Exercises:

  • Goblet Squats + Overhead Press + Dumbbell Farmer’s Carry
  • Apprentice: 10 squats + 8 presses + 30-second carry (around your space)
  • Champion: 15 squats + 12 presses + 45-second carry (around your space)
  • Rest: 40 seconds between rounds

🎲Dice Rolling:

After each round, roll d20 to determine the next round:

  • 20 (CRITICAL SUCCESS!): Legendary strength! Reduce next round by HALF the reps (round down) AND reduce carry time by 10 seconds
  • 15-19: Solid lift! Next round remains standard
  • 8-14: The chest is heavier than expected! Add 3 squats, 2 presses, and 5 seconds to carry for next round
  • 2-7: You nearly drop the treasure! Add 5 squats, 4 presses, and 10 seconds to carry for next round
  • 1 (CRITICAL FAIL!): The chest crashes down! Hold wall sit for 20 seconds RIGHT NOW, then add 5 squats, 4 presses, and 10 seconds to carry for next round

Success: You emerge from the crypt, gold-laden and victorious!


💯QUEST COMPLETE!

The heavy crypt doors slam shut behind you as you step into the sunlight. Your muscles burn with effort, but your pack is heavy with gold. The townsfolk rush forward, cheering your name. The skeletal guardians have been vanquished, and the town is safe once more.

The local tavern keeper offers you a free meal and room for the night—you’ve earned it, hero.

Rewards Earned:

  • +1 Strength
  • +1 Endurance

COOL DOWN (3 minutes)

  • Standing quad stretch: 30 seconds each leg
  • Standing hamstring stretch: 30 seconds each leg
  • Shoulder rolls: 10 forward, 10 backward
  • Deep breathing: 4 deep breaths
  • Child’s pose: 60 seconds

Return tomorrow for another adventure. Darker challenges await those brave enough to seek them…

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